My Experience with Groupon


I see questions about Groupon pop up on fb groups all the time. I try to always answer and decided it would be easier if I just wrote a blog I could copy and paste to answer some of the basics about my experience.

From what I have seen and understood from other massage peeps Groupon is very hit or miss. "Discounting so steeply is ruining our industry" is one comment, "the clients are all deal seekers and never come back," "they don't tip", "they are rude, mean, and snotty". While, I agree discounting is not always the way to go. Sometimes you just don't have the capital up front to advertise yourself to the people who need you in their life.

We lead such digital and unconnected lives that referrals work but aren't normally the 1st thing clients bring up to their friends and family. Unless there is a special injury or conversation started around it.

There are many forms of advertising your gifts to the world, but most cost alot of money. Money I didn't have. Money I didn't know how to come up with, money I couldn't or wouldn't beg, borrow or steal. Advertisers have thousands of clients attention every day and can set their price and there is nothing the little guy can do about it. They require money upfront before you see anyone come in your door, and you pay that money with no guarantee that you'll even get a client out of it.

When I 1st started Wandering Hummingbird it was a side gig. I had just graduated. I had tried to work for other people (which didn't work because of my schedule requirements and getting sick). I was working full time at my corporate 9 to 5 job. I had worked 3 years to get to the L& D department. I was looking at having to go back into to sales to make ends meet.

It all started with a name, then a massage license, then a business license and then a space. I tried doing mobile massage through Soothe and Zeel. Which is how I found out I don't really enjoy lugging my table around for anything less than 100$. I also met one of the most influential people of my massage life. After trying to run a business out of the front room in my apartment. Which thinking back was not a great idea lol. We have a dog, the bf loves playing video games, and the food smells. All not good for business. A space needed to be found. So off to google and craigslist. What I found was right up the road. It was small. It was affordable, and defiantly within the realm of supporting on just a few full paying massages a month.

How to get clients? Website check, business cards check, invite friends, family and anyone I could to get a free or 50% off massage check, google posting check,....hmmm what else yelp?

I had been a Groupon customer myself various times due to low income and a lust for experiences. In fact my 1st massage ever was a deal on Groupon for 3 hrs of massage in Houston 2 hours away from where I lived. In fact after my 1st 1 hr appointment because of the super long drive I decided to combine two 60 min sessions into one 2 hour. My 2nd massage ever was a two hr stripping Thai massage. Omgoodness I was pooping alot for a week. When I moved to Issaquah near Seattle I decide to try all the things Seattle had to offer. I started seeing an acupuncturist. For 99$ I got three sessions. She only made $50 off of the three hrs of work but she now has a dedicated client for life! She is amazing I no longer go to the doctor anymore, just her.

I tried many things and continue trying things through Groupon because I appreciate the exposure it gives to things I would never have even thought to google.

In light of my experience with using Groupon for acupuncture. massage, plays, and other cool things. along with the fact that there was no financial commitment up front needed to advertise my business to over 100,000 people per email, I choose to do it. The split was 50/50 which I have since found out can be negotiated especially if you have done a Groupon campaign with them before with success. I am now at a 70 /30 split with some of my higher ticket options. Although I do not have an active Groupon campaign now and I do not take Groupons myself, I do not hesitate to use it to start one of my new hires off with a full schedule and the opportunity to gather a personal clientele base.

Groupon worked with me over the phone and had very strict local guidelines about cost and advertising. Being new I went with it 39$=60min, and 59$=90min. I had to have more than 200 vouchers available to be eligible to go on the email newsletter. Which I was told was the best way to get the most people to see me. SO I did. I had no idea the magnitude of that many vouchers. I was going in blind trusting that Groupon would help. They posted the deal, it sold amazingly well. So well I ran way over my voucher limit and instead of being turned off Groupon just kept adding more and more. It got out of control. 356 Vouchers later and I was panicking seeing the next how ever many months it would take to finish all of this massage time, I did the math 356 vouchers times a minimum of 60 min each was holy shit 21,360 minutes of massage supposed to be done in 3 months to be within the expiration date. At best working 20 days a month, 4 hours a day I could have them done about 5 months. Did I say I was panicking yet well I was. I tried calling, I tried emailing to turn off the flood gate but I was informed I had to talk to my specific representative who I couldn't ever reach because our schedules didn't mesh. Finally I was able to pause the campaign and she extended the redemption time to 6 months for all the vouchers I had sold.

I needed to the money to pay bills. I wanted the money to fund a trip to Hawaii and to learn Lomi lomi. I started doing the massages, working my way out of the hole booking here and there and how ever many I could.They pay out every too weeks, when there is money to be payed out. They only give you a certain percentage of what has been sold just in case of returns. It was easy at 1st I booked 1 massage after work a day, then 2, then 3 working my body up to the desired full time capacity. With no set schedule due to working around my day job I was booked out a month.

Being a travel addict I put everything on hold and traveled to Iceland and England for 2 weeks. over that 2 weeks so many life changing things occurred one of which I find extremely relevant. The whole trip I had been asking in my mind, to people and to the universe what do I do. DO i stay in the security, do I make the jump, what is the right answer. I had so many bills, so much debt and didn't know the 1st thing about running a business. All I knew was how to sell and how to give wonderful touch.

I met Sandy when he picked me up from the bus stop in Bournemouth. He was my air b and b host for the night. The night of summer solstice. He is an old Motown musician who had traveled the world and the USA in his glory days playing and learn music with the greats even the greats who taught Elvis. About 5'5" in his 70's at least and with a great British accent I was enchanted. After he made me a lovely dinner explaining that his misses was out for the night care-giving down-syndrome children, we settled in to visit. after divulging the fact that I liked to smoke weed in every country I visited and lamenting I hadn't found any. He surprised me with a announcement that he had been given some earlier that day by a kid at the pub and asked if I would like to share it with him. So the scene is set. In his area of the house. A sitting room with art from all over, one very fine piece of 2 African noble children by apparently a famous painter, all his many instruments around, we smoked, we laughed, we chated, he played music on his guitar, on the record player and the night lived on. It was magical. The stories this man shared were just the tip of a wonderful rich well lived life. At one point during the night he stopped playing his instrument looked at me and said with out prompt. "I don't know what to tell you in answer to your question girly but I've always done everything that interested me and I've led a grand life." That is when I knew I needed to go out on my own. That I need to do what interested me what I yearned for. After many other wonderful experience that trip I came back to Seattle and went back to work.

After two weeks back at work I got sick. Really sick. Like couldn't sit at a computer sick. I went to go home and one of my coworkers asked me to rub his shoulders for 5 min. I told him no I will get you sick. He said he would take the risk. 3 hours later I'm still at work and have been massaging everyone in the office and I feel great. The next day I called out sick and went to a friends house. She helped me see that the day job was no longer who I was anymore. I put in my 2 weeks notice the next business day. I opened up my schedule and them my job let me leave early. They loved me so much they said I would always have a job with them if ever I needed one.

I quit my job and went into massage full time.

I wanted to learn Lomi. I was stuck on it. I stopped took a breath and with the money from the vo